HARD HAT REQUIRED

SITESLAPS

Stickers that belong on a hard hat, not a laptop. Edgy, sarcastic, trade-specific humor for electricians, plumbers, pipefitters, and everyone else keeping the lights on and the water running.

BUILT FOR THE TRADES

Every Trade. Every Inside Joke.

Electricians

Wire nuts, panel humor, and the eternal rivalry with every other trade on site. If you've ever been asked "is that live?" you'll get these.

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Plumbers

Pipe dreams, crawlspace nightmares, and the jokes that only make sense when you've been elbow-deep in someone's problem.

General Construction

The universal language of jobsite chaos. Foremen, laborers, operators, and everyone in between.

Union Pride

Brotherhood stickers. Local pride. The kind of stickers that say more about who you are than your business card ever could.

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Apprentice vs. Journeyman

The pecking order is real. Whether you're the one fetching material or the one sending them, there's a sticker for that.

Twisted Humor

The stuff you'd say in the break trailer but never in the office. Warning-sign aesthetics. Skull-and-wrench energy. No filter.

Not Another Generic Sticker Store

The internet is full of sticker shops run by people who've never held a pipe wrench. Their "funny construction stickers" are written by someone who Googled "construction jokes."

SiteSlaps is different. Every design comes from real jobsite culture. The inside jokes. The sarcastic takes. The humor that makes the 5am alarm worth it. If it wouldn't get a laugh in the break trailer, it doesn't get printed.

Waterproof. UV-resistant. Built to survive a toolbox, a hard hat, and a truck tailgate.

Electrician "I Make Sparks Fly (Accidentally)"
Plumber "My Other Tool Is a 6-Pack"
Union "Built By Hands. Protected By Brothers."
Apprentice "Professional Material Fetcher"
7.5M
Construction Workers in the US
$60B+
Global Sticker Market by 2027
100%
Chance Your Foreman Needs One

Your Hard Hat Deserves Better

SiteSlaps is building the brand that blue-collar workers actually want to rep. Trade-specific. Union-proud. Unapologetically funny. Coming soon from West Jordan, Utah to toolboxes everywhere.